nates main jokes page

Well here is the main page for the jokes.  I really don't take any credit for writing any of the jokes on this site, in fact most of them aren't even that funny (unless possibly you are American).  Anyway click on the relevant link on the right to view the plethora of jokes I have in each category. I am in the process of transferring the jokes to a DB format to utilise the php/mysql I have managed to cobble together.

Or view a list of all jokes if you would prefer to see stuff that way.

TWO FOR ONE

A blonde woman walks into the butcher shop just before closing. She says, "Thank Heavens I've made it in time! Have you any turkey?"

The butcher opens his fridge and takes out his only turkey, and plops it onto the scale. It weighs 4 1/2 pounds.

"Ah, haven't you anything bigger?" the woman inquires.

The butcher returns the turkey to the fridge, takes it out again, and plops it onto the scale, only this time, he keeps his thumb on the turkey. The scale shows 7 1/4 pounds.

"Marvelous!" says the woman. "I'll have both of them please."