nates main jokes page

Well here is the main page for the jokes.  I really don't take any credit for writing any of the jokes on this site, in fact most of them aren't even that funny (unless possibly you are American).  Anyway click on the relevant link on the right to view the plethora of jokes I have in each category. I am in the process of transferring the jokes to a DB format to utilise the php/mysql I have managed to cobble together.

Or view a list of all jokes if you would prefer to see stuff that way.


What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.

What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on the job.

Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? Women can see right through them.

Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.

What kind of clothes do Zombies wear? Decay NY.

Why aren't there any famous skeletons? They're a bunch of no bodies.

What kind of music do Mummies listen to? Wrap.

What do you call a guy turned on by a witch? Scared stiff.